Sebastian Brosche · 4 min · 612 words
Previously titled: Mario Sperry Spoof Intro
I don't know what I did, but I'm here. But I want his back. I don't know why, I just want his back. I'm passing his card here.
Alright, I don't know why. Doesn't matter what happens. I just wake up in the morning and Ricardo Arrona is here in front of me. He must be there or wherever in Brazil or wherever.
I don't like him! Those knees are going to hurt him really bad. You see? He's already feeling the pain.
He's going to punch your face. Yeah, he can punch my face! Maybe once, but he's done. I'm going to try to take his bum out of the ground.
And I took his bum out of the ground. I put his bum out of the ground. He's trying to escape his ribs. He escapes his ribs.
To escape the ribs! He's going to try to escape his ribs. He can knee my stomach and my genitals. So, the first thing I have to do here is to protect my stomach and my genitals.
You see? The stomach. If I put a little bit down, goodbye. Here, the stomach, it hurts, but not so much as the genitals.
Bang! I'm going to be very gentle because the guy is married. And this turn over is very, very effective, actually. I won't allow him!
So, this is a very tricky movie. Move here, actually. When he tries to punch us, me, actually. He's going to try to defend his neck, his neck, actually.
Very important thing here is don't do this. Don't do it. A lot of people take triangle here. Don't do this.
It's no good at all. Never! Never! Always this way.
Never this way. Always this way. Don't go like... Everything is wrong.
It won't work. There are the ones that think they don't work. They don't work at all. I've been doing this shit, you know, for my entire life.
They don't know how to do it. You won't do it. Never. No!
I won't do it. And get here. I could do it, but I won't do it. And when he gets tired, he gets a little bit stupid.
This stupid person would do this. Or I'm going to... He's going to be dead. I can't do it if I'm fighting with a dumb or with a people with physical problems or whatever.
This won't happen. It may happen if I do it with my mother. Maybe. Nobody does that.
Nobody. Even my mother. She wouldn't do this. I know.
He knows. You probably know. Everybody knows. I'm going to show what's going to happen to him.
You do the choke. Right. He's doing the choke. Sorry.
I do the choke. You're not fighting against a vegetable. All right? The guy is not a dog.
He's alive. If I'm fighting with a pussycat, all right, I'm going to finish him very easy. It's a door of paradise and hell. If I'm here in paradise punching him and he roll me, now I'm in hell.
Here. Not here. Not here. It really doesn't matter.
If I put my hand here, it's the same thing. To put my hand here is the same thing to do this. Wait. Don't punch now.
Just wait. He's getting tired. The only way out from here is to tap. I'm going to go to have a gun and shot his head here.
I will die later if I look this way. That's what I want. And this I don't want at all. And that's what I want.
I don't want that. I don't want it at all. And that's what I want.
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